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Looking For Business Partner! Million Dollars Idea!!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

The most genius brain of know times said this. So no other opinion on that. I was just thinking business prospects out of this. Such a abundant thing shouldn't go waste.

I recently read people are buying space on moon and mars. The broker show them their land using Google mars. Google yar... drastically changed our lives.

I have got another brilliant idea. We need to make people realize they are using the sun-light for free. And start sending them bill at the end of the month. Hardly anybody will notice this, yet another bill amongst n-number of bills like credit cards, grocery, electricity etc. Similarly we can charge them for gravity and oxygen. We can send them ultimatum saying if they don't pay; we will discontinue their gravity supply.

Heyy, I forgot to pay my gravity bill. Can you spare some of yours.

Once Google comes up with sun version of "Google earth". We can also offer our customers partnership with huge one time charges. Now they can do any damn thing with their part of sun and light coming out from there. This will give them feeling of control over the sun without knowing possibly how.

Also I am parallely working on a design. Its a machine that will consume stupidity and generate electricity. Soon I will apply for a patent. That will end all our power cuts. But the design is getting overwhelmed by the raw material when I try to test it. Need a solution for that. Further, I am thinking of putting a filter that will separate out best kinda stupidities (say mika and rakhi) from rest. I presume that can further enhance the performance; And better means of living for people like rakhi.

Now I need some finance. I approached banks but they are not buying my argument of stupidity being my raw material and I can process it. The day they are convinced that will vindicate my stand on stupidity. Anyways I will go for IPO now. Heard equity market is the biggest mine of stupidity. Hope they will understand my business. I believe all this stupidity should get the dignity it deserves. Even I thought a few punchlines for this new venture of mine:

"Being stupid is my birth right. And I will get it."

"Garv se kaho hum stupid hai."

"Mil baithenge tin yar. Aap, mein aur stupidity."

"My stupidity will beat hell out of your stupidity."

"Stupid Inside."